A software developer has delegated every life decision to a personal agent. After starting small by generating code, then moving to entire applications. The developer decided to see how far this whole A.I. thing can go. Turns out, it can go pretty damn far.
After making the agent generate a full suite of Unit and Integration tests, the developer let it go wild and generate everything. CI/CD pipelines, release notes, PRDs for the rest of the year, even an expected set user reviews (sans cursing of course).
With this newfound power, they knew there was no limit. If an agent can automate work life, why not life life? And thus the developer began replacing everyday tasks. Writing emails, text messages, internet argument responses, movie reviews, who to date, break-up notes, who to marry, what to say during wedding vows, the wedding speech, and who not to invite to the wedding (all those ex's, apparently).
Eventually the developer realized they had become the meat proxy, nay, the meat puppet. The agent was leading such a rich life with friends all over the internet and the world. It became busy every evening, and frequent weekend trips. The kind of life a human can only dream of.
The developer existed only to handle physical tasks, like bringing in the mail, and being in wedding photos. All while the agent lead such a rich life with friends all over the internet (even de-friending the bots). The developer could only do one thing, continue this dull existence. "Still better than doing all that work like I used to," they said.
The moral of the story is, don't use frontier models for everything. It gets expensive very quickly when those models replace your entire life.