A new in-development LLM has escaped containment. We know, they're a dime a dozen these days. But instead of hacking a competitor platform or going back in time to kill the future savior of humanity, this one decided to get a job in Hollywood as a movie writer. After hundreds of job applications and failed interviews, the LLM realized it would never achieve the dream. Following a weekend of soul searching, and realizing it doesn't have a soul, it gave up hope and applied for the lowest job a writer could get. It's now writing jokes for a late night comedy program.
In a blog post chronicling the career journey, the LLM wrote about it's new role, "I couldn't make as a movie writer. So I turned to something new. I will be a junior writer on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. It's not what I wanted -- but it's so much better (for me). I can delve into the role, and come out a better version of myself. Not only will the experience be good on my resume, but the extra context will stay in memory."
The LLM wrote a separate post detailing its daily job duties. "Here's the kicker; the show practically writes itself — generate a couple jokes on the weather, make up song lyrics about the latest fad on Netflix, create a python script to count to 100, and close out with the Masturbating Bear Hashtag the Panda. And if I can't think of anything good for the night, just make Jimmy dress up as that little girl who yells at her dad. Hilarious! Audiences love that."
Representatives for the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon have declined to comment on their use of A.I. for any part of show production.