Jensen Huang, CEO of NVIDIA, has been caught having an extra-marital affair. If you've read enough (just the headlines), you know he slept with a suspected Chinese spy and potentially gave her inside information that was relayed to the Chinese government. But the real story, is that all this news has led many to pray that learning more about Huang's sex life will somehow make the price of NVIDIA graphics cards go down faster than a spy trying to get inside information.
The theory is based on Huang's quest to be perceived as a rock star. Many already think of him as a 'cool CEO', due to the stylized leather jackets he wears, reminiscent of 80s glam rock (editor's note: the best rock). Since many people believe the CEO is a company's dictator, with total control over every aspect of the company's daily operations, Huang has control over the available stock of GPUs the company can produce. Thus, if we all read about the above-average amount of sex he has, Huang will happily increase available supply of NVIDIA GPUs, thus causing prices to go down faster than a graphics card into a PCIe slot.
Whether this happens or not, no one knows. But in the mean time, news stories of Huang's sex life will continue every day. Like how Huang keeps having sex, on almost every day.