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Therapist Unsure What A AngularJS Is, Or How To Help Developer Move Past Trauma It Caused

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Software Development - 2026-09-25

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A person looking at their laptop. Sitting in a calm room so nobody attacks when they see the bill.

Online therapist Dr. Samanji published a Reddit post asking developers to help her understand what an AngularJS is. She stated her client has some past trauma because of it, and seeks to understand how it can cause so many traumatic responses. Her client has mild-insomnia, hair loss, separation anxiety, and fear of cats. He screams at the sight of squirrels, but that's not related to the AngularJS debacle.

"He talks about other software concepts that affect his blood pressure too, like YAMLs, but as a non-technical person I have no idea what any of that means. I just nod along and pretend to take notes. I also think he's scared of snakes because he's always mentioning pythons," wrote Dr. Samanji. "He brings a safety blanket everywhere he goes. He used to have a support animal, but had to give away his cat due to his new fear."

Unfortunately Dr. Samanji is unfamiliar with Reddit humor, and will pass along the suggestion to "migrate to a PHP server-side rendered app to solve all his problems."