globalGlob(**/*) Staff
The globalGlob(**/*) Staff writes the majority the articles here on globalGlob.dev. We hide the names of the authors to protect their identity, until they are ultimately fired with, or without, cause. Other sites do this too. Go check for yourself. It has nothing to do with royalties because we don't pay any. It's cheaper that way.
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The globalGlob(**/*) 2026 CES Awards
The globalGlob(**/*) may only be a month old, but we want to hit the ground running in tech journalism. So we sent our whole team to CES 2026 to review the latets and greatest consumer technology being peddled. It may be our first visit, but we think this was the best show ever. It can only be downhill from here. Below are our awards from our first annual visit to the Consumer Electronics Show.
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Company Hires Medium To Contact Deceased Developer
Due to a series of unfortunate events, Externcorp may not meet their quarterly goals. And it's all Jim's fault.
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Dev New Years Resolution Is More Tests
Ringing in the new year, another developer has proclaimed a new years resolution to make all of their code, "well tested".
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New Working Group Established To Finalize Pronunciation Of GIF
One of the great debates of our industry, "How to properly pronounce GIF?" has been raging since the format's initial release in 1987.
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Developer Explains Algorithms Used By Santa To Visit Every House
During a recent holiday trip, little Timmy asked how Santa can visit every house in just one night. And Uncle Henry just went off.
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Interview With Developer Who Purchased Yet Another Domain
This morning, local developer Taylor purchased yet another domain name. After gloating about it almost non-stop on social media, we tracked them down for an exclusive interview and to celebrate the momentous occasion.
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New LMA Development Pattern Promises Simplicity And Performance Gains
The developers at Soft And Co. have developed a new service architecture which has improved their development throughput by nearly 300%.
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Company Gives Participation Trophy After Interviews
The job market is tough for everyone, but one company has found a way to make the sting of rejection a little bit easier.
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Dev Sits During Daily Standup
On what appeared to be a normal stand-up meeting this past Wednesday morning, one developer chose to sit down a few minutes in.