Your DevOps team is tired. And it's all YOUR fault. You keep hounding them to add a new pipeline. Change a build variable. Add a new code linting check. Builds don't need 4 linting tools Jimbo. Pick one!
And now the DevOps team is on strike, so you get to do it all yourself. Editing YAML files? No one wants to do that. If Claude doesn't want to keep all that whitespace aligned, humans sure as hell don't either. But now you get to do it! Lucky you.
The DevOps team says they will return once they get what they deserve. A hand written apology letter from each and every developer at the company, and a wine gift basket. A bath bomb gift basket will be accepted too.