Software developer Chance Hanzel announced on social media (Reddit) that after developing software for 9 years, he can no longer continue the profession he claims to love. He states he is now "too swol" to type on any keyboard known to man. Text-to-speech can only get him so far.
He goes on to say of himself, "I have a much greater appreciation for Chris Hemsworth when he filmed Blackhat. You know, he really typed all those commands in the film."
When asked what his workout routine is, he responded, "Every time I get stuck on a problem, I step away and do a few sets. This lets me come back clear headed. I guess I'm not good at my job. lol"
At time of publishing, globalGlob(**/*) was unable to verify if the images he posted of himself are real or not.